What? This is your first visit to The Social Farm?
Well, let's get acquainted then, shall we?

We ARE: The first-of-its-kind Service Silo of that much ballyhooed advertising and
design group, U! Creative. We are a team of experienced Social Farmhands that
work the fertile fields of the Social Landscape on behalf of businesses
large and small. We till the online soil, plant the seeds and grow
your brand awareness in all of today's most popular social sites.

We are NOT: Vampire hunters, Elvis impersonators, zombies,
time traveling vikings, puppets, wearing helmets, dinosaur-riding 
super skeletons, Ernest Borgnine’s cousins, karate instructors,
frozen in carbonite, robot rugby players, wasps, bulletproof, and
we are definitely NOT like anything you've ever seen before.

So pull up a chair and sit a spell. Why not